So here’s my worst films of 2015, say no more……
Lessons in Love – dire attempted romcom with Pierce Brosnan shagging sisters played by Salma Hayek and Jessica Alba. The old goat.
A Little Chaos – soggy period gardening drama about Kate Winslet at Versailles, cleavage heaving while King Louis gazes on. directed, terribly, by Alan Rickman.
Mortdecai – Johnny Depp and his moustache tries a Terry-Thomas impression in this leaden caper involving art heists, Gwynneth Paltrow and, sadly, Paul Bettany. Painful.
Rounding out my bottom 10 in no particular order:
The Lobster (so mean, so smug)
The Age of Adeline
The Man from UNCLE